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There Are Always Deadlines I Have To Meet. I Don't Let Myself Get Too Close To The Deadlines, So It's Not Like I'm Just Sweating Bullets Or Anything If The Clock Is Ticking. I Never Let Myself Get In That Situation.

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

Dogbert: Scientists Have Discovered The Gene That Makes Some People Love Golf. Dilbert: How Can They Tell It's The Golf Gene? Dogbert: It's Plaid And It Lies.

The Core Belief That Drives Terrorism Is The Notion Of A "holy Place," Along With The Idea That Some People Belong There And Other People Don't. That's Why The Only Solution To Terrorism Is For Religious Scholars To Hold A Global Summit To Agree On The Definition Of "holy Place." Once They Agree On A Definition, It Will Be Easier To Mock It Into Submission.