Men Live In A Fantasy World. I

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

Man Is A Game Playing Animal And A Computer Is Another Way To Play Games.

I Keep Hearing The Argument That Some Things Are Constitutional While Other Things Are Not. The Idea Is That We Should Be In Favor Of All The Things That Were Decided Over 200 Years Ago By A Bunch Of Slave-owning Cross-dressers Who Pooped In Holes.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.