There Are Always Deadlines I Have To

Swing Your Partner, Dosey-do, Now Clap Your Hands... Uh-oh, That's All The Square Dance Moves I Know... I'll Bluff The Rest. Slap Your Partner In The Face, Write Bad Checks All Over The Place, Flirt With Strangers, Annoy Your Spouse, Get A Divorce And Lose Your House, ...uh... Dosey-do.

'dilbert' Became Popular During The Downsizing Of The '90s, And Job Security Was A Major Theme Of The Strip.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure. I Became A Cartoonist Largely Because I Failed In My Goal Of Becoming A Successful Executive.

Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.

Reporters Are Faced With The Daily Choice Of Painstakingly Researching Stories Or Writing Whatever People Tell Them. Both Approaches Pay The Same.