Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

When I Want To End A Relationship I Just Say, 'you Know, I Love You. I Want To Marry You. I Want To Have Your Children.' Sometimes They Leave Skid Marks.

The Word 'aerobics' Came About When The Gym Instructors Got Together And Said: If We're Going To Charge $10 An Hour, We Can't Call It Jumping Up And Down.

Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has To Be Overcome.