Only Men Who Have Worn A Ski

You Know The Oxygen Masks On Airplanes? I Don't Think There's Really Any Oxygen. I Think They're Just To Muffle The Screams.

Most Women Are Introspective: "am I In Love? Am I Emotionally And Creatively Fulfilled?" Most Men Are Outrospective: "did My Team Win? How's My Car?"

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

Men Have An Easier Time Buying Bathing Suits. Women Have Two Types: Depressing And More Depressing. Men Have Two Types: Nerdy And Not Nerdy.

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.