Men Grow Tired Of Sleep, Love, Singing

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Whatever Day Makes Man A Slave, Takes Half His Worth Away.

Unextinguished Laughter Shakes The Skies.

The Lord Gives And The Lord Takes Away, As It Pleases Him, For He Can Do All Things.

I've Always Wondered If There Was A God. And Now I Know There Is -- And It's Me.