I've Always Wondered If There Was A

You Know, The One With All The Well Meaning Rules That Don't Work Out In Real Life, Uh, Christianity.

And Would'st Thou Evil For His Good Repay?

See How God Ever Like With Like Doth Pair, And Still The Worthless Doth The Worthless Lead!

I Would Rather Be A Serf In A Poor Man's House And Be Above Ground Than Reign Among The Dead.

...if Fifty Bands Of Men Surrounded Us/ And Every Sword Sang For Your Blood,/ You Could Make Off Still With Their Cows And Sheep.