In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

My Cousin Just Got Married For The Totally Wrong Reasons. She Married A Man For Money. She Wasn't Real Subtle About It. Instead Of Calling Him Her Fiancé, She Kept Calling Him Her Financee.

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.