It Matters More What's In A Woman's

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Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

Why Do Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well? The Mother.