The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never

The Greatest Thing In The World Is For A Man To Be Able To Do Something Well, And Say Nothing About It.

One Of The Most Difficult Things In The World Is To Convince A Woman That Even A Bargain Costs Money.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.