The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

A Theory Is No More Like A Fact Than A Photograph Is Like A Person.

Some Men Storm Imaginary Alps All Their Lives, And Die In The Foothills Cursing Difficulties Which Do Not Exist.

No Man Is Smart, Except By Comparison To Those Who Know Less