The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never

No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much; She Has The Book.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

One Of The Surprising Things In This World Is The Respect A Worthless Man Has For Himself.