The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

No Man Can Smile In The Face Of Adversity And Mean It.

I Declare My Belief That It Is Not Your Duty To Do Anything That Is Not To Your Own Interest. Whenever It Is Unquestionably Your Duty To Do A Thing, Then It Will Benefit You To Perform That Duty.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.