Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own

I'm One Of These Guys That Just Spoils The Environment. I Like Atvs And Snowmobiles. I Have A Motorcycle Up There, And I Like Cruising Through The Hills.

If It Ain't Broke, You Can Probably Still Fix It.

I Love Women. I Actually Prefer Girls, As A Parent, Because They Disappoint At A Different Age. They Go Through That, "dad's An Idiot," Which Lasted A Little Longer Than I'd Like.

Jill, We Became Parents So We Could Tell Our Kids What To Do. Otherwise We're Just The Tallest People Living Here.

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.