I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

Tonight I'll Be Interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro And Djimon Honsou - And Yes, Those Are Actors, Not Caterers.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont, Ny To Get Married. My Mother Had A Sign Up: "last Girl Before Freeway."

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.