I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

Don't Tell Your Kids You Had An Easy Birth Or They Won't Respect You. For Years I Used To Wake Up My Daughter And Say, 'melissa You Ripped Me To Shreds. Now Go Back To Sleep.'.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.