I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of

Every Comedian Is Furious. Age Makes Me Angry. I'm Unhappy At Not Being Able To Open Packages Anymore. I'm Angry That Libraries Have Gone. I Hate Children On Planes. I'm Very Shallow, So They Tend To Be Little Things. To Be Honest, I Think I Was Probably Angry The Day I Was Born, You Know, About Diapers Or Something.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.