Meetings ... Are Rather Like Cocktail Parties.

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

People Who Can Write A Book Usually Do.

Hurting Other People Is Not Excusable Because You've Been Hurt Yourself.

There Is Something Infinitely Dingy About The Word Workshop. Pray That England Doesn't Become A Nation Of Workshopkeepers.