Meetings ... Are Rather Like Cocktail Parties.

Go To Lots Of Interviews, At Least One A Month Even When You Don't Need A Job, To Keep In Training For When You Do.

I Live At Home And, If I Want To Start Work At 11 O'clock, I Can.

It Must Be A Terrible Pressure To Have To Go To The Office.

Although It Is The Biggest Time-waster In Office Life, You Must Never Underrate The Importance Of The Memo. You Will Be Judged By The Volume Of Your Paper Work.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.