I Ain't What I Used To Be,

If You Can Do It, It Ain't Braggin'... It's A Matter Of Self-confidence. I Got Where I Did Because I Wasn't No Shrinking Violet.

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.