I Ain't What I Used To Be,

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

Practice, Work Hard And Give It Everything You've Got.

Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win Forty Games (they Won Forty-nine).

Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.