Maybe You Know Why A Child Can

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.

Throughout The Years I Have Set Up My Own Rules About Eating Food: Never Eat Anything You Can't Pronounce. Beware Of Food That Is Described As, "some Americans Say It Tastes Like Chicken.

When Humor Go's, There Go's Civilization.

My Mother Won't Admit It, But I've Always Been A Disappointment To Her. Deep Down Inside, She'll Never Forgive Herself For Giving Birth To A Daughter Who Refuses To Launder Aluminium Foil And Use It Over Again.

I Am Not A Glutton - I Am An Explorer Of Food