If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries,

Humor Is A Spontaneous, Wonderful Bit Of An Outburst That Just Comes. It's Unbridled, Its Unplanned, It's Full Of Suprises.

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

Cats Invented Self-esteem.

On Vacations: We Hit The Sunny Beaches Where We Occupy Ourselves Keeping The Sun Off Our Skin, The Saltwater Off Our Bodies, And The Sand Out Of Our Belongings.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.