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If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?
-Erma Bombeck
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If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries,
Erma Bombeck
If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?
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