If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries,

Never Underestimate What It Takes To Watch Someone You Love In Pain.

Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

My Second Favorite Household Chore Is Ironing. My First Being Hitting My Head On The Top Bunk Bed Until I Faint.

I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.

Children Make Your Life Important.