Maybe My Identity's Been Stolen. Or Maybe

Youth Is Still Where You Left It, And That's Where It Should Stay. Anything That Was Worth Taking On Life's Journey, You'll Already Have Taken With You.

For Years Now I've Kind Of Operated Under An Informal Shopping Cycle. A Bit Like A Farmer's Crop Rotation System. Except, Instead Of Wheat, Maize, Barley, And Fallow, Mine Pretty Much Goes Clothes, Makeup Shoes, And Clothes (i Don't Bother With Fallow). Shopping Is Actually Very Similar To Farming A Field. You Can't Keep Buying The Same Thing, You Have To Have A Bit Of Variety. Otherwise You Get Bored And Stop Enjoying Yourself.

Everyone Knows The First Rule Of Business Is "look Good During Confrontations." Or If It Isn't, It Should Be.

That's The Trouble With Having The Whole World Love You. One Day, You Wake Up And It's Flirting With Your Best Friend Instead. And You Don't Know What To Do. You're Thrown.

I'm An Impulse Buyer. I Don't Really Go Out With A List.