You Never Know What An Artist Is

I Love Creepy Old Dudes. I Love That They Have So Much Self-confidence, Despite Having No Evidence Whatsoever To Back It Up.

I Have Haters. I Have So Many Haters.

I've Always Been Loud And Obnoxious And Sneaking My Way Into Things, And So I Feel Like I've Snuck My Way Onto The Lollapalooza Lineup, And I'm Going To Sneak My Way Into Whatever Else I Get To Do.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

It Can Bum You Out When Your Intentions Aren't, Like, Translated Properly.