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Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men. But Married Men Are A Lot More Willing To Die.

People Will Pay More To Be Entertained Than Educated.

I Can't Go Anywhere Without Being Bugged By Somebody. I'd Love To Just Hike Out Down The Street, Or Drop In A Restaurant, Or Wander In The Park, Or Take My Kids Somewhere Without Collecting A Trail Of People. But I Can't.

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

Everybody I Meet In Public Seems To Want To Audition For Me. If I Ask A Guy What Time It Is, He'll Sing It To Me.