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The Worst Gift Is A Fruitcake. There Is Only One Fruitcake In The Entire World, And People Keep Sending It To Each Other.

We Resort, Frankly, To Pies, Which Is A Comedy Staple That's Gone Back, I Guess, To Since The First Pie Was Ever Baked.

The Vast Majority Of Us Don't Want To Face The Fact That We're In The Middle Of A Sweeping Social Revolution. In Sex. In Spiritual Values. In Opposition To Wars No One Wants. In Opposition To Government Big-brotherhood. In Civil Rights. In Basic Human Goals. They're All Facets Of A General Upheaval.

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.

I Don't Think It's You That Changes With Success - It's The People Around You Who Change. Because Of Your New Status, They Change In Relation To You.