Maxwell Is Serious, Dedicated, Awkward, Forgetful, Pompous

I Was Married Awfully Young And I Felt Trapped. My Wife Had Been Divorced And All The Time We Were Married We Were Out Of The Church. It Wasn't Until We Were Divorced That We Became Good Catholics Again.

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.

I Remember That The Priest Finally Said To Me, 'you Wouldn't Like To Have A Religion That Makes Things Easy For You.' Now I Know That Both Faith And Intellect Are Components Of Religious Belief.

I Like Getting Married, But I Don't Like Being Married.

It Was A Special Show That Became A Cult Classic Of Sorts, And I Made A Lot Of Money For It.