I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was

I Did Movie Star Impressions As A Kid In High School. Somehow They Just Got Out Of Hand.

I Like Getting Married, But I Don't Like Being Married.

I Remember That The Priest Finally Said To Me, 'you Wouldn't Like To Have A Religion That Makes Things Easy For You.' Now I Know That Both Faith And Intellect Are Components Of Religious Belief.

I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was 14 And Child Support Since 15. That's A Joke, But Not By Much

Maxwell Is Serious, Dedicated, Awkward, Forgetful, Pompous To A Certain Degree, Sentimental.