I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.

I Like Getting Married, But I Don't Like Being Married.

I Am Very Excited To Be The Head Women's Basketball Coach At Beloit College, ... This Is A Great Opportunity For Me. I Am Looking Forward To Putting My Stamp On The Program. I Am Confident That I Can And Will Be Successful Here.

I Did Movie Star Impressions As A Kid In High School. Somehow They Just Got Out Of Hand.

I Had A Wonderful Experience On The Golf Course Today. I Had A Hole In Nothing. Missed The Ball And Sank The Divot.