I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was

It Was A Special Show That Became A Cult Classic Of Sorts, And I Made A Lot Of Money For It.

I Like Getting Married, But I Don't Like Being Married.

I Remember That The Priest Finally Said To Me, 'you Wouldn't Like To Have A Religion That Makes Things Easy For You.' Now I Know That Both Faith And Intellect Are Components Of Religious Belief.

I Had A Wonderful Experience On The Golf Course Today. I Had A Hole In Nothing. Missed The Ball And Sank The Divot.

I Was Married Awfully Young And I Felt Trapped. My Wife Had Been Divorced And All The Time We Were Married We Were Out Of The Church. It Wasn't Until We Were Divorced That We Became Good Catholics Again.