Barack Obama May Be Black, But John

Life Is Moments Going By, But If You Don't Grab Them, They're Gone. For A Long Time, The Only Moments That Were Available Were Bad Ones. So Now I Make Sure To Grab The Good Ones.

Memories, Priceless. Well Not Really Priceless, But There You Go!

I Love Comedy And I Would Write Things To Myself As An Exercise In Writing. I Didn't Do Well For Years, And I Quit. I Started To Break Down Why I Was Afraid And Started To Look At People I Admired, Like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin And All.

I've Gotten In Trouble With Every Race You Can Imagine.

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.