Barack Obama May Be Black, But John

I Have Dogs In My House And Much Like Teenagers At Some Point, They Leave The Parents. Even Though They're In The Same House, They Live Independently. I Think That's How I Live With The Chihuahuas.

It's A Great Day In America When White People, Black People And Latinos Can All Come Together And Pick On Another Minority.

We Need To Get Better At Voting And Be A Voice For The People Who Do Not Have One.

One Time, I Was So Hungry, I Ate The Beans In A Bean Bag Chair.

George: Why've You Had A Grudge Against Your Brother For 15 Years? Benny: We Lopezes Are A Proud People... George: You Have A Birthday Lunch At Denny's Every Month. We're Not That Proud!