Masturbation Is The Thinking Man's Television.

Often I Think The Novels I Read Won't Make Very Good Movies - I Better Not Say Which I'm Looking At For Potential Films! - But It's Nice To Have An Excuse To Just Sit And Read For A Whole Day.

I Have Always Thought Of Sophistication As Rather A Feeble Substitute For Decadence.

I'm Ashamed To Say The First Play I Saw At The Royal Court Was Mine.

I Love Films. If I'd Known How To Get Into Or Do It From The Word Go, I Would Have Done That.

My Problem Is I'm A Man Of No Convictions - At Least, I Think I Am.