My Problem Is I'm A Man Of

If You Take A Really Good Book, Then The Potential Is For A Really Good Film. But You've Got To Get It Right.

I'm Ashamed To Say The First Play I Saw At The Royal Court Was Mine.

Masturbation Is The Thinking Man's Television.

I Love Films. If I'd Known How To Get Into Or Do It From The Word Go, I Would Have Done That.

I Became A Virtuoso Of Deceit. It Wasn't Pleasure I Was After, It Was Knowledge. I Consulted The Strictest Moralists To Learn How To Appear, Philosophers To Find Out What To Think And Novelists To See What I Could Get Away With.