My Problem Is I'm A Man Of

I'm Ashamed To Say The First Play I Saw At The Royal Court Was Mine.

Masturbation Is The Thinking Man's Television.

Since My Adaptation Of Ian Mcewan's 'atonement,' I Get Sent A Lot Of Novels That People Think Will Work As Movies. So Every Now And Then I Make A Point Of Sitting Down And Reading A Couple Of Them.

Often I Think The Novels I Read Won't Make Very Good Movies - I Better Not Say Which I'm Looking At For Potential Films! - But It's Nice To Have An Excuse To Just Sit And Read For A Whole Day.

If I Had To Give A Definition Of Capitalism I Would Say: The Process Whereby American Girls Turn Into American Women.