A Two-pound Turkey And A Fifty-pound Cranberry-that's

Pie Throwing Is Kind Of A Lost Art, And Although It May Be A Rather Rudimentary, Burlesque Humor, There's Something Inherently Funny About Taking A Pie In The Face, Under The Right Conditions.

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.

There Are Very Few Japanese Jews. As A Result, There Is No Japanese Word For Alan King.

As For Being Sociable, I Hate The Phoniness In The Showbiz World. I Know This Will Be Taken Wrong, But I Don't Like Clubs And Organizations. I Was Never A Joiner.

Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All The Girls Were Admiring Leave The Beach Hand In Hand With Another Muscular Lifeguard.