Many Men Kill Themselves For Love, But

A Bachelor Of Arts Is One Who Makes Love To A Lot Of Women, And Yet Has The Art To Remain A Bachelor.

A Man Snatches The First Kiss, Pleads For The Second, Demands The Third, Takes The Fourth, Accepts The Fifth - And Endures All The Rest.

A Man's Desire For A Son Is Usually Nothing But The Wish To Duplicate Himself In Order That Such A Remarkable Pattern May Not Be Lost To The World.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.

When Two People Decide To Get A Divorce, It Isn't A Sign That They 'don't Understand' One Another, But A Sign That They Have, At Last, Begun To.