Many Men Kill Themselves For Love, But

A Man Seldom Thinks Of Marrying When He Meets His Ideal Woman; He Waits Until He Gets The Marrying Fever And Then Idealizes The First Woman He Happens To Meet.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.