Many Men Kill Themselves For Love, But

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

Every Man Wants A Woman To Appeal To His Better Side, His Nobler Instincts, And His Higher Nature - And Another Woman To Help Him Forget Them.

Eve Had One Advantage Over All The Rest Of Her Sex. In His Wildest Moments Of Rage Adam Never Could Accuse Her Of Being 'just Like Her Mother!

Woman's Love -- A Mirror In Which A Man Beholds Himself Glorified, Magnified And Deified.