Jerry Lewis Has Been Married Twenty Times.

My Career Plan At This Point Is 'ice Age 5' Through '10,' And Even '12,' And 'spider Man' - You Know, Basically I'd Be Emma Stone's Dad For The Rest Of My Career. I Really Don't Have Any Problem Doing That.

I Didn't Raise My Kids With The Fear Of God.

Most People Don't Know How Underpaid And Often Ill-equipped Urban Fire Departments Are Across North America.

I'm Gonna Get One Of Those Tracheotomies, So I Can Smoke Two Cigarettes At The Same Time! I'm Gonna Get Nine Tracheotomies, All Around My Neck, I'll Be Tracheotomy Man! He Can Smoke A Pack At A Time, He's Tracheotomy Man!

I Eat Meat Because Meat Tastes Like Murder, And Murder Tastes Pretty Dam Good!