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If People Can't Deal With Their Problems, They Numb Themselves A Little Bit.

Never Wear A Red T-shirt To Target. I Enjoy Helping People, But Not Every Two Minutes.

I'm Kevin Nealon, And That's News To Me.

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.