Men Want Success And Sex. Women Want

People Who Are The Salt Of The Earth Get Up And Go To A Job That They Hate.

I'll Get Rid Of The Drug Problem. The First Drug Dealer Will Be Publicly Executed In Front Of Everybody And All Of The Sudden The Rest Of The Drug Dealers Are Going To Go "uh Oh!" Watch How Fast The Drug Problem Disappears. If You Use Drugs, You're Addicted And You Steal Something, You'll Get Sent Off To The Outback And To Work Camps And All Of The Sudden No Drug Addicts. See How Simple That Is? So Simple.

Better To Discuss Everything Out In The Open While You're In Love, Then If Or When The Relationship Sadly Ends. It's Called Full Disclosure Before The Fact.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

Ladies, First And Foremost: You're On Your Own. No More Rules Neatly Laid Out For You To Follow. You Have To Make Up Your Own Rules.