I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me

Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job. I Don't Come To Your Workplace And Tell You How To Sweep Up.

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

I'm A Big Fan Of The Mars Bar Diet. You Don't Eat The Mars Bar, You Stick It Up Your Arse And Let A Rottweiler Chase You Home.

[to Audience Members Who Were Arriving Late] You Haven't Missed A Thing, I Was Just Killing Time 'til You Got Here.

Outgrew The Media... The Negativity Felt Like A Disease.