Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has

Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness For Love Before Marriage, And Habit For Happiness Afterward.

Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.

When A Man Makes A Woman His Wife It's The Highest Compliment He Can Pay Her – And Usually It's The Last.

Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall.