Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.