It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

Most New Books Are Forgotten Within A Year, Especially By Those Who Borrow Them.