Man Swims In Shark Infested Waters, Forgets

You Know Those Little Snow Globes That You Shake Up? I Always Thought My Brain Was Sort Of Like That. You Know, Where You Just Give It A Shake And Watch What Comes Out And Shake It Again. It's Like That.

I Don't Know Where My Ideas Come From. I Will Admit, However, That One Key Ingredient Is Caffeine. I Get A Couple Cups Of Coffee Into Me And Weird Things Just Start To Happen.

I Never Liked My Own Species.

You Always Hear A Headline Like This, 'man Killed By Shark', You Never Hear It From The Other Perspective, 'man Swims In Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.

I Think I'm Maintaining The Quality, But Internally I'm Paying For It.