Man Proposes, Woman Forecloses.

The Difference Between A Saint And A Hypocrite Is That One Lies For His Religion, The Other By It.

The Very Women Who Object To The Morals Of A Notoriously Beautiful Actress, Grow Big With Pride When An Admirer Suggests Their Marked Resemblance To This Stage Beauty In Physique.

To Laughter! The Bright Coinage Of The Bank Of Good Will.

We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men Wish To Be Loved With Laughter, Not With Sighing. So Laugh, Sweetheart, Laugh, Or Soon You May Be Weeping.

To Money, The Finest Linguist In The World!