Man Proposes, Woman Forecloses.

To Know One's Self Is Wisdom, But To Know One's Neighbor Is Genius.

The Green-eyed Monster Causes Much Woe, But The Absence Of This Ugly Serpent Argues The Presence Of A Corpse Whose Name Is Eros.

Experience Is A Good Teacher, But She Sends In Terrific Bills.

A Fool Bolts Pleasure, Then Complains Of Moral Indigestion.

We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men Wish To Be Loved With Laughter, Not With Sighing. So Laugh, Sweetheart, Laugh, Or Soon You May Be Weeping.