Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow

Boys Can Be Disgusting. You Can't Leave Us Alone For Any Length Of Time Because We Will Burn Something, Blow Something Up Or Paint Something. We're Just Obnoxious.

I Have Irrational Fears, And They All Go Back To Losing My Father As A Kid. I've Never Gotten Over It.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.

Men Aren't Allowed To Have Self-esteem, Because We're Already Supposed To Have All The Power.... But Most Men Earn Less Than They Want, Barely The Minimum Wage. They're Drones. They Do Stuff They Don't Want To Do To Support Their Families, And They're Not Sure Why They Do It. They Don't Know What They're Doing Half The Time, And Any Time We Stick Up For Ourselves, We're Pigs Because We Don't Know How To Articulate Our Frustrations And Joys.