Man Consists Of Two Parts, His Mind

If I Can Play A Scene In A Master Shot, I Always Prefer It. And The Actors Always Prefer It. It's Fun To Look At On The Screen, The Actors Get A Chance To Sink Their Teeth Into Something Substantial, And It's Economically Helpful.

Why Does Man Kill? He Kills For Food. And Not Only Food: Frequently There Must Be A Beverage.

Is Sex Dirty? Only When It's Being Done Right.

Arlene And I Have To Get A Divorce. She Thinks I'm A Pervert Because I Drank Our Water Bed.

I Wouldn't Mind Dying So Much If It Wasn't That I Would Be Dead At The End Of It.