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Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

I've Learned That Under Everyone's Hard Shell Is Someone Who Wants To Be Appreciated And Loved.

Not Many People In This World Are As Lucky As I've Been. ... All This Time I've Been Paid To Say What Is On My Mind On Television. You Don't Get Any Luckier In Life Than That.

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?

No One Ever Writes A Book In Which He Is The Bad Guy.