My Most Serious Character Flaw Is That

Those To Whom His Word Was Revealed Were Always Alone In Some Remote Place, Like Moses. There Wasn't Anyone Else Around When Mohammed Got The Word Either. Mormon Joseph Smith And Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, Had Exclusive Audiences With God. We Have To Trust Them As Reporters--and You Know How Reporters Are. They'll Do Anything For A Story.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

The World Must Be Filled With Unsuccessful Musical Careers Like Mine, And It's Probably A Good Thing. We Don't Need A Lot Of Bad Musicians Filling The Air With Unnecessary Sounds. Some Of The Professionals Are Bad Enough.

The Great Virtue Of Being Alone Is That Your Mind Can Go Its Own Way.

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.