Health Is Like Money, We Never Have

Theory Looks Well On Paper, But Does Not Amount To Anything Without Practice.

It Ain't Often That A Man's Reputation Outlasts His Money.

The Time To Pray Is Not When We Are In A Tight Spot But Just As Soon As We Get Out Of It.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.