Love Is Someone You Can Be Silly

Perhaps The World's Second Worst Crime Is Boredom. The First Is Being A Bore.

[he Stared Into The Camera] Like Some Sort Of An Animal Gazing From Across The Back Of Its Sty. (on Winston Churchill)

Americans Have An Abiding Belief In Their Ability To Control Reality By Purely Material Means... Airline Insurance Replaces The Fear Of Death With The Comforting Prospect Of Cash.

On Close Inspection, This Device Turned Out To Be A Funereal Juke Box - The Result Of Mixing Lloyd's Of London With The Principle Of The Chewing Gum Dispenser.

Intelligent And Alert, Wistful But Enthusiastic, Frank Yet Tactful, Assured Without Conceit And Tender Without Sentimentality.