Love Is Like Smiling, It Never Fades

The First Thing I Did Was Give Up Sweet Tea Because I Drank So Much. I'd Start Drinking At Lunchtime And Wouldn't Set It Down Until I Went To Bed. When You Calculate How Much Empty Calories And How Much Sugar I Was Consuming, It Was Staggering. So I Haven't Had A Glass Of Sweet Tea In Three Years.

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.

I Found That When I Went From Albany To Savannah, That I Needed To Put That White Rice Away, And I Needed To Turn That Into Savannah Red Rice Because They Were Big Into That Sausage, Tomato-y, Bell Pepper-y Rice Mixture.

Cooking Has Always Brought Me A Happiness That I Didn't Think Was Available. I Just Fire Up The Stove, And Things Start To Fade Away.

You Know, I Understand That A Lot Of People, Especially Up North, Put Fruits And Nuts In Their Stuffing, Which Is Good, But For Myself Personally, I Love An Old-timey Savory Dressing.