Love Is A Promise Delivered Already Broken.

The Conscious Mind Is The Editor, And The Subconscious Mind Is The Writer. And The Joy Of Writing, When You're Writing From Your Subconscious, Is Beautiful - It's Thrilling. When You're Editing, Which Is Your Conscious Mind, It's Like Torture.

It Was Easier To Sell A Painting That Was Not For Sale.

There Is Something Going On Now In Mexico That I Happen To Think Is Cruelty To Animals. What I'm Talking About, Of Course, Is Cat Juggling.

Being On Twitter Is Like Having A Fern.

With Comedy, You Have No Place To Go But More Comedy, So You're Never Off The Hook.