I Was Seeking Comic Originality, And Fame

It Was Essential That I Never Show Doubt About What I Was Doing.

I Could Never Be A Woman, 'cause I'd Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day.

The Teen Years Are Extremely Serious And Everything Matters And Every Insult Really Hurts. I Know There Are Cliques And Bullying. And You Don't Yet ­understand That It Will All Go Away.

It's Not What You Know, It's What You Think You Know.

Deeply Funny Musings And Adventures Elevate Paul Rudnick To The Highest Level Of American Comedy Writing.