Lord Bacon Makes Beauty To Consist Of

Life Is Too Short For A Long Story

Nature Is Seldom In The Wrong, Custom Always.

A Face Is Too Slight A Foundation For Happiness.

And We Meet, With Champagne And A Chicken, At Last.

We Are Educated In The Grossest Ignorance, And No Art Omitted To Stifle Our Natural Reason; If Some Few Get Above Their Nurses Instructions, Our Knowledge Must Rest Concealed And Be As Useless To The World As Gold In The Mine.