Look What I’m Dealing With, Man, I’m

There Have To Be More Important Things Going On In The World Than My Past.

I've Got Volumes On How Not To Behave. I've Got More Information Now Than A Guy Should Have At My Age.

I Dare Anyone To Spend 10 Years In The Laugh-track That Is Chuck Lorre's Hive Of Oppression And Not Suffer Some Form Of An Emotional Tsunami.

I Have To Tell Them That Last Night Was A Shameful Train Wreck Filled With Blind Cuddly Puppies.

I Refuse To Grow Up. I Won't Become The Adult Guy.