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You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

If Someone Follows You, Go To A Different Room. If They Keep Following You, Get In Your Car. If They Follow You In Your Car, Drive To A Police Station. There Are Ways To Not Engage.

If You’re A Part Of My Family, I Will Love You Violently.

I Have A Disease? Bullshit. I Cured It With My Brain.

Resentments Are The Rocket Fuel That Lives In The Tip Of My Saber.