It Ain't A Party Til Something Gets

They Sell Pot Named After Me In The Dispensaries. And I'm Not Even A Pot Guy. I Was So Honored.

I Have Defeated This Earthworm With My Words. Imagine What I Would Have Done With My Fire Breathing Fists.

The Run I Was On Made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, All Of Them Look Like Droopy-eyed Armless Children.

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

When Friends Asked Me, Can We Help? I'd Say, Not Unless You Can Alter Time, Speed Up The Harvest Or Teleport Me Off This Rock. I Used That Line From Star Wars.