Look, Not Embracing The 'today' Show Is

If I Had A Time Machine I Would Go Back 30 Years And Show Up At My Grandmother's Apartment Before The Gargantuan Meals She Would Serve And I Would Help Her.

I Was Way Too Hyperactive To Study For Long. I Would Freak Out, Then Crash, Then Be Too Tired To Read Or Write. I Really Should Have Had Less Sugar.

Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

Politicians Who Wear Little Tennis Socks With The Balls At The Back Should Not Be Taken Seriously.

I Mean, You're Gonna Be Left Behind If You Don't Appreciate The Genius That Is Meredith Vieira.