I Mean, You're Gonna Be Left Behind

I Love Christmas. Frosty The Snowman, Peace On Earth And Mangers, Salvation Army Bell Ringers And Reindeer, The Movie 'meet Me In St. Louis,' Office Parties And Cookies.

Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One Day On The Jv Football Team. It Was The Tryout Day.

Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.

I Have A Dream, And A Plan, To Combine The Commercial Possibilities Of Valentine's Day With The Substance And Meaning Of Black History Month. I Call It: Blackentine's Day.