Long Experience Has Taught Me That In

I... Wonder What It Is In The New York Air That Enables Me To Sit Up Till All Hours Of The Night In An Atmosphere Which In London Would Make A Horse Dizzy, But Here Merely Clears The Brain.

Perhaps, After All, There Is Something In The Theory That Only The Ultra-busy Can Find Time For Everything.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.

A Professional Is A Man Who Can Do His Job When He Doesn't Feel Like It. An Amateur Is A Man Who Can't Do His Job When He Does Feel Like It.

The Englishman Can Get Along With Sex Quite Perfectly So Long As He Can Pretend That It Isn't Sex But Something Else.