London: A Place You Go To Get

[on The Writers She Admires:] I Prefer Dead Writers, Because I Don't See Them At Parties.

Think Before You Speak. Read Before You Think.

My Desire To Curtail Undue Freedom Of Speech Extends Only To Such Public Areas As Restaurants, Airports, Streets, Hotel Lobbies, Parks, And Department Stores. Verbal Exchanges Between Consenting Adults In Private Are As Of Little Interest To Me As They Probably Are To Them.

A Hobby Is, Of Course, An Abomination, As Are All Consuming Interests And Passions That Do Not Lead Directly To Large, Personal Gain.

The Telephone Is A Good Way To Talk To People Without Having To Offer Them A Drink.